While playing darts DO NOT yell “Oh! Heads!” After the dart has already pegged someone, because you missed the board and the dart ricocheted off the wall.

Do NOT poke someone’s ass with the dart while they are trying to throw, not a good idea

Do NOT get in the way of Tony after he has just thrown all but one of his darts into the outside of the board therefore bringing his score to a big fat zero.

Do NOT mess with Hoop while he is asleep on the couch. Don’t ask…just don’t do it.

Do NOT try to watch “Medium” in a room full of loud drunk people and then yell “SSSSHHHH!!! I can’t hear my show!!”

Do NOT let on that you and Aug have been cheating all night…

Do NOT chalk Tony’s nose with bright blue chalk as an act of revenge after he kicks you in the head doing a hand spring off the counter…

And last but not least…

DO NOT under ANY circumstances catch a dart as it’s falling off the board in an attempt to keep it from hitting the table and making a hole in it! It hurts people!! Just don’t do it!